The Boneyard

Beers, Boats and Broads.
Hullo, friends! B and I have been on the road for the last 12 days, making our way to our new zone in Santa Monica. Read up onz it/follow the remaining journey here if you’d like: tacodirty.tumblr.com.
If all goes according to plan, that blog will...

Hullo, friends! B and I have been on the road for the last 12 days, making our way to our new zone in Santa Monica. Read up onz it/follow the remaining journey here if you’d like: tacodirty.tumblr.com.

If all goes according to plan, that blog will morph into a taco tumblr at the close of our trip/arrival in the Mexican food promise land.

Um, 'Shake it Off' Syncs Up Perfectly With This '80s Workout Video

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I am crying tears of laughter and joy. TGIF, y’all.

Holy smokes, Dr. Jones.

California is a dump - don’t look at this photo for too long or your eyes will go all ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ on you.
It’s Tueaday! We spent Saturday night drinking $2.50 well drinks (whiskey ginger thx) and slamming late night burritos. Sunday was...

California is a dump - don’t look at this photo for too long or your eyes will go all ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ on you.

It’s Tueaday! We spent Saturday night drinking $2.50 well drinks (whiskey ginger thx) and slamming late night burritos. Sunday was an insane brunch (lobster omelette with beans/rice), followed by Meet the Fam time about 45 minutes away - snacks, games, meeting about 10 immediate and extended family members. Then we drove to drinks with B’s BFF from high school, who took us to an arcade bar called Coin Op and a whiskey speakeasy (FINE). Yesterday we bummed around La Jolla and Old Town before driving to Eric and his wife Katie’s INSANE house for dinner and all of the wine. Once we get up, I assume bfast is in order, then Balboa Park and a Padres game with more of Bs friends tonight.

Now: COFFEE.

GUYS.
It’s been a while (…July?). As of late, M and I have been hanging out and posting around our work/life schedules over at FOR THE GOLD. If you like sequins and dogs and tales of The Gents plus some pranks and general tom foolery, JOIN US IN OUR...

GUYS.

It’s been a while (…July?). As of late, M and I have been hanging out and posting around our work/life schedules over at FOR THE GOLD. If you like sequins and dogs and tales of The Gents plus some pranks and general tom foolery, JOIN US IN OUR QUEST (for gold).

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“ “If the stars should appear but one night every thousand years how man would marvel and stare.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Photo: Sandhills cranes sleep under a starry sky at Bosque del Apache National Wildlife Refuge. (Pat...

usfws:

“If the stars should appear but one night every thousand years how man would marvel and stare.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson 

Photo: Sandhills cranes sleep under a starry sky at Bosque del Apache National Wildlife Refuge. (Pat Gaines/USFWS)

Minnesota and Maine. Maine and Minnesota!

12:49 pm EST

  • me: that time
  • that time that I dropped 2 pounds of yogurt in the office kitchen and it splattered all over the side of the copier AND under it.
  • that time was just now.
  • Megan: congratulations. you are now a woman.
  • me: hahahah
  • also I had no salad dressing
  • so I am using franks
  • what is this life
  • Megan: every time you say franks i think you mean hot dogs
  • which is also a perfectly logical conclusion with you
  • then 3 steps later i know you mean hot sauce
  • what kind of yogurt?
  • could you scrape some off the floor and mix it with the hot dogs?
  • plain yogurt and hot sauce is probz really good
  • me: HAHAH "I had no salad dressing - I am using hot dogs."
  • Megan: nice and tahhhhhhht

The More You Know...

  • Molly: okay so say you microwave something in a glass bowl
  • and the glass bowl cracks in half because your microwave is broken (whatever it still heats stuff up, just... irregularly?)
  • would you still eat the food
  • me: oh god go on
  • how did it even retain anything?
  • Molly: bc like... it cracked in half. no shards or anything
  • me: what is the food
  • Molly: well i heard it pop and kind of just knew
  • pasta
  • me: and do you have something else you could be eating
  • Molly: i'm already eating it, just wanted to ask
  • me: oh okay well I was going to say skip it but looks like you're already doomed
  • ;)
  • Molly: :)